There are three things
You musn’t do
You must not drink nor smoke nor chew

Refrein:
You never gonna grieve the Lord no more ( 3 X )
There are three things you musn’t do
You must not drink, nor smoke, nor chew
Oh, you never gonna grieve the Lord no more

You’ll never go to heaven
In an old Ford car
‘Cause an old Ford car
Won’t go so far

Oh you’ll never go to heaven
In a limousine
‘Cause the lord doesn’t sell any gasoline

Oh you’ll never go to heaven
In a Ford V-eight
‘Cause you might pass by that narrow gate

Oh you’ll never go to heaven
With powder and paint
‘Cause the Lord won’t have you as you ain’t
Oh you’ll never go to heaven
In a womans arm
‘Cause the Lord doesn’t like any feminine charm

Oh you’ll never go to heaven
In a rocking chair
‘Cause the Lord don’t want any lazy folks there

Oh you’ll never go to heaven
Before I do
Just make a hole and pull me through

And that was all
Old peter said
He closed his gate and went to bed